$ZVTK: An Incredibly Sexy Story That Can Sell
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 am Posted by The Dean
Yesterday, The Dean cheerfully taught the entire student body about $ZVTK’s potential to really light up Christmas and, possibly, all the way to the bright nights of early 2010.
Although The Dean’s writing this blog without knowing whether or not $ZVTK will release pre-market news, The Dean has a certain feeling about $ZVTK—that kind of feeling that came around when $VKNG was trading at $0.07—and this could translate into more gains today.
After trading 290,656,653 shares and closing up 69.23% yesterday, The Dean believes plenty of people are not only excited about $ZVTK and their product but they are also allowing that excitement, and anticipation of increasing share value, to drive their buying.
On top of this aspect, $ZVTK has a very interesting product—an energy-reducing, 100-watt equivalent “Ionic Bulb” with up to 10,000 hours of use. But like Billy Mays used to say, “Wait, there’s more!” $ZVTK’s brilliant product ALSO has “a powerful air-purifier built right in.”
That’s correct—$ZVTK’s Ionic Bulb’s air-purifying feature works in a 100-square foot area, eliminating dust, odors, allergens, pollen. pet dander and smoke. So, $ZVTK, you mean to tell The Dean that millions of people like Clark Griswold can not only cut down on their massive electricity bill but also hide the smell of Aunt Bethany’s roasted cat?
Quite impressive, indeed. In fact, The Dean thinks this makes for “an incredibly sexy story that can sell” (Barely Legal Secret to Success #3).
Without an excessively high electricity bill from a holiday spectacular of your own, and with the putrid smell of burnt cat hair out of your nostrils, do your homework on this press release from October 21, 2009 describing a $1.1 million order for $ZVTK’s Ionic Bulb with shipments expected “first calendar quarter of 2010.”
Hilarious!