The Dean’s VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock Pick is Almost Here!
December 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm Posted by The Dean
Yesterday, The Dean taught the CollegeStock Community that The Dean’s Swine Flu Spectacular continues with a VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock. And besides the fact that this Virgin Swine Flu Stock has never been promoted, The Dean believes the timing for swine flu stocks is so HOT right now.
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has reported that an estimated 22 million people in the United States have been sickened with H1N1 and the World Health Organization (WHO) suggests the virus has killed as many as 8,000 worldwide.
For swine flu statistics and media coverage, The Dean’s students don’t have to look hard because a simple Google (NASDAQ: GOOG) Search lists more than 30,000 articles in the past month. Even sources like Bloomberg have been contributing to The Dean’s Swine Flu Frenzy, reporting the the highly acclaimed Roche (VTX: ROG.VX) Tamiflu is not proven to cut flu complications in healthy adults.
The Dean has stepped back and taken a good look at this picture and there’s no wonder why states like Maryland and Utah have increased the availability of swine flu vaccines and have stepped up preventative measures.
The Dean believes that countries like North Korea, where famine and malnutrition are widespread, could see heavy death tolls with a recent report of a Swine Flu Outbreak.
In more developed countries like the United States, where the obese population is HUGE, swine flu symptoms are reportedly more severe. In fact, a study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) revealed that 72% of swine flu victims autopsied were obese.
The Dean believes such a direct link between obesity, severe symptoms and swine flu deaths adds even more fuel to this spicy fire. The winter may officially be here but The Dean thinks there’s no way around it—Swine Flu is going to be HOT, HOT, HOT this winter!
And to show the CollegeStock Community just how HOT Swine Flu is, The Dean will be teaching his Honors Class about his VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock on Friday at 3:10PM EST. If you haven’t registered for The Dean’s Honors Class yet, make sure to run to the bursar’s office and pay your Honors Class tuition on time and The Dean will make sure you learn about The Dean’s Swine Flu Thermometer on Friday at 3:10 PM EST.
