The Dean’s Swine Flu Profit Storm Could Be Heading Your Way
December 10th, 2009 at 10:32 am Posted by The Dean
The Dean of Penny Stocks can hardly contain his excitement about his upcoming VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock. Although The Dean can’t teach his Honors Class about this soon-to-be red HOT Swine Flu Stock until tomorrow at 3:10PM, the anticipation for this winter’s Swine Flu Spectacular is mounting like two feet of snow against the back door of your house.
Why is The Dean so excited about swine flu stocks? As The Dean has taught the entire CollegeStock Community, Fear and Perception could fuel this winter’s swine flu profit party.
The Dean believes the following statement from Summit Health President and CEO Richard Penington describes who swine flu is still very much a cause for concern, “Nationally, there has been a recent, slight decline in visits to doctors for influenza-like-illness…yet flu-related hospitalizations and deaths continue to increase and are very high nationwide.”
Making The Dean’s Swine Flu Frenzy even more predictable, this same source claims that “the truth is that no one knows why some people get sicker from the [H1N1] virus than others, nor if future cases are going to have milder or more severe illness.”
Other sources, such as The Seattle Times, report that “immunizations against the much feared and potentially deadly H1N1 swine flu” have been restricted to “high-risk group.” But, as The Dean taught the CollegeStock Community yesterday, these types of restrictions have been lifted in Utah, Maryland, Colorado and, now, Washington state.
What could this mean? The Dean thinks that as long as health officials and news sources put an emphasis on Swine Flu, there will be a DEMAND for flu-related vaccines, products and methods of prevention ALL winter long.
The Dean will be teaching his Honors Class about his VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock on Friday at 3:10PM EST. If you haven’t registered for The Dean’s Honors Class yet, make sure to run to the bursar’s office and pay your Honors Class tuition on time and The Dean will make sure you learn about The Dean’s Swine Flu Thermometer on Friday at 3:10 PM EST.
