The Dean Thinks Swine Flu Profits Could Soon Be Airborne
November 20th, 2009 at 6:00 am Posted by The Dean
According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) FluView, a weekly influenza surveillance report, there have been over 40,000 confirmed H1N1 Swine Flu cases in the United States as of November 7th. This data also shows that pneumonia and influenza related deaths have exceeded the epidemic threshold for the sixth consecutive week.
At this point in time, 46 states have reported geographically widespread influenza activity, which proves to The Dean that Swine Flu is Heating Up.
In addition to swine flu claiming the lives of more than 100 pediatric children, flu-related hospitalizations and deaths have continued to increase and are reportedly “very high nationwide compared to what is expected for this time of year.”
With federal health officials saying that more than 4,000 Americans have died from swine flu since April, The Dean believes his Swine Flu IPO could explode when it begins trading. The Dean has been doing his homework on swine flu and has found that many H1N1 deaths have been linked to pneumonia, which, believe it or not, can be quite contagious in the form of coughs and sneezes.
Why is The Dean taking this so seriously? The CDC reports that pneumonia killed more than 900 people and hospitalized more than 10,000 more between August 30th and September 19th—less than one month!
Besides the fact that swine flu has proven to be more serious and deadly than originally expected, The Dean believes that alarming precautionary measures could sweep the country this winter.
As The Dean has told the CollegeStock Community before, the only way to make The Dean’s List and take home swine flu profits is to register for The Dean’s Honors Class. And if The Dean’s students aren’t going to sign up for Ivy League Profits, the least they can do is cover their mouths and wash their hands.
