Learn About The Dean’s Ivy League Swine Flu Stock Pick in The Skype Classroom
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:03 am Posted by The DeanBRRR! It’s cold in here! There must be some profits in the atmosphere—Swine Flu Profits, that is.
Why’s it so cold and not HOT, you ask? Perhaps, that’s because the majority of the student body doesn’t know what The Dean’s third Ivy League Stock Pick is. And, yes, you are correct. The Dean’s loyal Honors Class Students, who pay a ridiculously low fee on $9.87/month, or $98.76/year, can already feel the heat because they’ve learned about the $TICKER already.
Is the H1N1 swine flu virus still an issue? The CDC has estimated that about 15% of the U.S. population has been infected with H1N1 and “the vast majority of Americans thus remain at risk for infection.”
CDC Director Thomas Frieden said the U.S. is “ebbing a second wave” of swine flu and that scientists are up in the AIR as to whether influenza infections will increase in January.
Why could the combination of H1N1 and seasonal flu make for more Swine Flu Frenzy? So far, 214,000 Americans have been hospitalized and 10,000 have died from the swine flu virus. The Dean also believes the fact that “death rates among younger people are 5 times as high” this year could be frightening because many people are not getting vaccinated.
Frieden also called everyone’s attention to the 1957-1958 influenza pandemic, where many people became ill in the fall and, after that “wave” passed, people did not seek vaccination. As a result, there was a “very large increase in deaths from influenza and pneumonia” throughout the spring.
The Dean will be teaching the entire CollegeStock Community about this third ever Ivy League Stock Pick on Christmas and, yes, this is The Dean’s Swine Flu Stock of 2010.
If you’re not an Honors Student, besides the fact that you should register HERE, the only chance you have to learn about the $TICKER before Christmas is to enter The Dean’s Honors Chat via Skype.
Here’s how to enter The Dean’s coveted, barely legal Classroom:
- Download Skype HERE
- Install the Skype application on your computer
- Run Skype and creative a username
- Add collegestock to your Contacts
- Message collegestock (The Dean)
- Be accepted into the typically-exclusive, Honors Only Chat
The CollegeStock Faculty is working hard to bring the student body and Honors Class new features for 2010 and this includes a newly designed, custom-built Honors Only Chat. In the meantime, The Dean would like to open up the Ivy League Classroom on Skype to give students a preview of what they’re missing out on by not being enrolled in The Dean’s Honors Class.
Isn’t it time for you to find out what you’ve been missing out on?
Register for The Dean’s Honors Class and get LOCKED IN at the ridiculously low tuition rate of $9.87/month, or $98.76/year, before it increases to $29.87/month and $234.56/year on January 1, 2010.






