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The Dean can smell it in the AIR now—Christmas is almost here. But, then again, that vague, interesting smell could be the scent of someone else’s sneeze—come on, you know what The Dean means!

The Dean’s ecstatic about his third-ever Ivy League Stock Pick. And, so far, it’s been living up to The Dean’s Barely Legal Secrets to Success. Tomorrow, is a truly wonderful, spectacular day but, The Dean has a warm, fuzzy feeling, that there will be more than just joy, cheer and the smell of honey ham and fresh pie (or burned cat, depending on whose house you’re going to) in the AIR this Christmas season.

The holidays are such a special time for families and friends to come together—young and old, with cough and with cold, unwashed hands and a runny nose!

“Try the eggnog, it’s great.” “Thanks, Tom. Whose is it?” “It’s okay. It’s just mine!.” Swine Flu

“Beer Pong! Nice. This is great—just like at my college! Good to see you guys.” Drink up Billy. Swine Flu

“Aaa-choo!” Little Timmy, walking in the door, wiping his nose with his hand and then on his coat. “Oh, he’s so adorable,” Aunt Kathy laughs. “Give your aunt a hug, handsome!” H1N1

“Did you get your flu shot this year, Sarah? Your students must bring all types of germs into your classroom.” “No, Gram. I’ve been busy with shopping and holiday parties. I think the seasonal flu shot is the H1N1 vaccine.” NOPE. Swine Flu!

“Would you like a cigar?” asks Uncle George. “Well, I wouldn’t want to waste a whole on.” “So, try mine!,” he says—we’re family! H1N1

The past year has been quite spectacular for The Dean and the CollegeStock Faculty and, as part of The Dean’s Christmas gift to all of his students, The Dean will be bringing his students a special rundown on 2009’s Ivy League Success.

Of course, The Dean would like all of his students to think, be safe, be well and have a Merry Christmas! And, for crying out loud, wash your hands and stay tuned for your Christmas present tomorrow!

Want a chance to get a peak at The Dean’s present? Here’s how to enter The Dean’s coveted, barely legal Classroom:

1. Download Skype HERE
2. Install the Skype application on your computer
3. Run Skype and creative a username
4. Add collegestock to your Contacts
5. Message collegestock (The Dean)
6. Be accepted into the typically-exclusive, Honors Only Chat

The CollegeStock Faculty is working hard to bring the student body and Honors Class new features for 2010 and this includes a newly designed, custom-built Honors Only Chat. In the meantime, The Dean would like to open up the Ivy League Classroom on Skype to give students a preview of what they’re missing out on by not being enrolled in The Dean’s Honors Class.

Isn’t it time for you to find out what you’ve been missing out on?

Register for The Dean’s Honors Class and get LOCKED IN at the ridiculously low tuition rate of $9.87/month, or $98.76/year, before it increases to $29.87/month and $234.56/year on January 1, 2010.